Sherspruce Johnpine

In support of Sherlock being spruced up by John pining for him.

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johnstached:

"Sherlock, dear, how did it go with John?"

"When I took the ring off and got on my knees, John was surprised. I told John about how much he means to me and how I utterly indispensable he is to me. I professed my undying love to him and asked him if he would give me the honor to call him my husband. Later, John told me I said none of this out loud but he knew it anyway so he said yes and now John Watson is my soon-to-be husband."

(via consultingaytective)

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estychan:

thexth:

bennyslegs:

HE’S SO CLOSE AND JOHN HAS NO IDEA HE’S THERE AND HE’S ALIVE AND HE’S SO CLOSE AND HE’S THERE AND JOHN DOESN’T KNOW HE’S LOOKING AT FUCKING WINE AND SHERLOCK IS RIDICULOUS HE’S SO SCARED HE’S TRYING TO MAKE IT FUNNY HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO HE IS SO NERVOUS AND JUST DOESN’T KNOW AND NEITHER DOES JOHN THEY BOTH DON’T KNOW I AM FEELIN THE SAME FEELINGS I FELT WHEN I WAS WATCHING THIS LIVE MY HEART IS IN MY THROAT


WHAT IF JOHN RECOGNISED HIS SMELL WHEN HE WAS SO CLOSE BUT JUST DISMISSED IT ALONG WITH THE HORRIBLE FLIP OF HIS STOMACH BECAUSE IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME HE’S JUST IMAGINED IT

OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

estychan:

thexth:

bennyslegs:

HE’S SO CLOSE AND JOHN HAS NO IDEA HE’S THERE AND HE’S ALIVE AND HE’S SO CLOSE AND HE’S THERE AND JOHN DOESN’T KNOW HE’S LOOKING AT FUCKING WINE AND SHERLOCK IS RIDICULOUS HE’S SO SCARED HE’S TRYING TO MAKE IT FUNNY HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO HE IS SO NERVOUS AND JUST DOESN’T KNOW AND NEITHER DOES JOHN THEY BOTH DON’T KNOW I AM FEELIN THE SAME FEELINGS I FELT WHEN I WAS WATCHING THIS LIVE MY HEART IS IN MY THROAT

WHAT IF JOHN RECOGNISED HIS SMELL WHEN HE WAS SO CLOSE BUT JUST DISMISSED IT ALONG WITH THE HORRIBLE FLIP OF HIS STOMACH BECAUSE IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME HE’S JUST IMAGINED IT

OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via johnwatsonsdefinitelyindanger)